by ebola_21 April 1, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. by ranga windows November 25, 2018
Get the thomas jordan hallmug. Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
Get the Thomas Kressigmug. Absolute goat, loves fanum tax, too skibidi for Jack Grealish or even SSSniperWolf. He sticks his gyatt out for the rizzlers alongside the gyatts with enormous ohio sigma rizz in Ohio
Jack Grealish: You're so Skibidi!
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
by jJukes November 20, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. A gay fat assed bitch who sucks dick. He has no penis at all. He fucks with james king with no condom. He is sexually attracted to trees
Thomas ververka you fat bitch
by Asseater42069gloryhole October 18, 2018
Get the Thomas ververkamug. 