Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)

Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .

That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.

by DimeNring August 9, 2025

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

Fruit Loops

Not the cereal but the phrase. The phrase is used for good luck before you do something that you don’t know what’s going to happen. This phrase is usually used by yelling but it can be also used for any other way

Go ask that girl out I’ll yell fruit loops for you

by Theurbandictionarydude June 7, 2025