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Get the Russian foreign minister mug.The act of inserting a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka into another's rectum, and then popping the cap by clenching the butt-cheeks.
Vladimir: How goes your weekend comrade Nikoli?
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day
by WIlll Smith December 30, 2014
Get the Russian Infusion Maneuver mug.A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
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A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016
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Get the Russian Holy Water mug.When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
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