ass hat

In reference to someone that goes by Scruffy in websites for retail workers. His comments and ideals show that this individual has his head up his ass. Thus wearing it like a hat.

Ignore what Scruffy says, he is nothing more then an ass hat.

by 6pk2Go September 21, 2005

Hat-trick

adj. an action or object that is excessively cool or awesome.

Gettin paid is hat-trick.

This weekend is gonna be hat-trick.

by TophZilla October 26, 2007

big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.

He's got a big hat, but no cattle.

by crayola March 29, 2004

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

camera-hat cowboy

A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.

Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.

by 31337_man December 23, 2006

old fogey hat

A hat that is for old men and woman that are older than 80, that have grey or white hair.

"Hey look at at that old fogey hat, it will be perfect for your grandfather!"

by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018