Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 16, 2008

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

by Poppy Drawner December 07, 2009

ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

by Lord Moloch February 21, 2008

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 08, 2003

Twurk (a.k.a. Turkey Twerking)

When one places Turkey Feathers above their gluteus maximus and shakes them in celebration of Thanksgiving.

Twurk (a.k.a. Turkey Twerking) booty twerking thanksgiving twerk

by Boost Mobile November 26, 2013

Traverse city turkey trot

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

by Dabyshiznit April 23, 2021

take your turkey to chipotle

When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.

When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.

by God of 69 January 25, 2023