The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
by Rum 4 life December 16, 2021
Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
by Steenbean June 01, 2020
A smooth, cool, respectful, and slightly toxic individual. Usually level headed but when they get mad will turn up! Tony’s are good with words and will use your words against you but are super loyal to the ones they love.
by Shakkemup November 22, 2021
by ZT786123 June 02, 2020
by Infeski_ September 14, 2021
Tony Kast, the most handsome person in the world. Tony is universal, omnipotent and omniscient. He who sees all, he who knows all. Tony is one of the biggest people in the universe. The presence he omits is suffocating. Tony also knows as Big Boi kast tony.
Person1: Dude, get out of here immediately, Tony is coming!
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment
by TheProphetjx October 10, 2022