Toast

A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".

"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!

"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"

by Valmarn May 3, 2010

toast on the water

When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.

He is toast on the water after losing his job.

She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.

If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.

by MountainAggie August 29, 2014

Toadstool

When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!

by ScotchRox August 30, 2018

Brain Toast

To have a conversation, chat or chop it up with someone. Also means to come together to form ideas.

Don't like what I have to say? you don't have to Brain toast wit me! OR

Let's Brain toast and get this project started!

by MissNicklez October 21, 2007

Cheese Toast

The best thing to eat when you have nothing else. Good with McCormick Grill Mates Spicy Montreal Steak and maple syrup.

Yo Alex make me a cheese toast!

by everynameistaken! August 5, 2012

slice of toast

a crap word that noobs used as comebacks to more intelligent insults, like bod or cinnamon

intelligent person: "yeast my bod so i can cinnamon in your oven"

Noob: "shhh you slice of toast"

intelligent person: "sif"

by Kellhawk222 September 25, 2006

Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.

After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"

by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010