meat acceptor

Another name for a vagina.

Jon: Did you hear about what I did last night?
Kyle: No....
Jon: I totally got my meat accepted by a meat acceptor!
Kyle: Good for you!

by lucyslking April 3, 2010

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

meat-bag

A term used by a phsyco robot in Knights of the Old Republic for the X-Box, refering to human beings

"Shut your mouth, Meat-bag

by SmurfMP514 December 7, 2004

Meat spin

Meat spin is a common misconception of a gay porn site (which is not real) the real site is a website which gives money to charity for every website visit.

Charity web page read cross meat spin

by Dr. Kneegrow August 29, 2013

Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.

"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"

by den angel January 17, 2009

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010