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Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!
by MJwins June 23, 2010
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Kentucky Thumb

Refers to Scott from Kentucky Ballistic's near fatal injury from a .50 BMG explosion that was averted when he put his thumb into a hole in his neck to stop the bleeding.
by BillNyeTheWesternSpy May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

sex position where you shove your thumb up a girls butt
by rico the destoyer May 20, 2021
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Thumbs up

Your obsessed with me no question asked
She took a photo with her thumbs up she’s obsessed with Paul
by vscreams April 9, 2022
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oral thumb fuck

The art of licking a girls clit while fucking her pussy with your thumb.
Sheila loves it when I oral thumb fuck her. She always creams all over my face.
by Tool man April 23, 2018
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kentucky thumb

A sex move where you jab your thumb into your girls ass to prevent a catastrophe from happening.
She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.
by awesome gamer. May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.

Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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