Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory

Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel

by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021

gemmiest in all the land

joumana harma and hana ibrahim

“wow joumana and hana really are the gemmiest in all the land!”

by user user 123 March 5, 2024

Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz May 4, 2011

Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019

Land Maggot

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

by Hemi P May 17, 2025