puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014

Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021

Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick

Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

whore disease

can’t keep your tongue in your mouth

that miya atsumu definitely has whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Sudden Death Disease

Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.

Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.

by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023