by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023

A short girl who tries to fit in, but nobody likes her. She's either friends with a Grace or a Sally. She is horrible at every sport and doesn't know how to play them. She thinks she has some sort of body and thinks she can just get what she wants from crying all the time. She is very funny and wants attention but if you want to have fun bring someone other than an arriona
by AaBbRyRy November 3, 2021

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

A massive cuck, who sucks the soul out of any one who he talks to. He tends to like younger children
by anonymous June 28, 2022

by Sanjay 234 January 19, 2022
