crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
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ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
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Ninja Tarzan

Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.
Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!
by Jake S & Shaun C April 26, 2011
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concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.
Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.
by Gaddo007 February 09, 2012
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Minge ninja

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess
by Tortoise84 January 20, 2021
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ninja mark

He is a swift and agile ninja who is also cool, hot, and awesome.
Dayum ninja Mark! You are so cool and awesome.
by GummyPhysics January 14, 2017
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ninjas in pyjamas

a proffesional gaming organization
max: "did you see when ninjas in pyjamas played?"
lucas: "yeah, they were soo good"
by yeboiiiiiiii November 16, 2017
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