A troll beast is the name given to the ex(s) in your life that makes you want to vomit nonstop when thought about. In most cases you were under the influence of SOMETHING the entire relationship. These exes are usually obsessed with you for a good amount of time after you leave them. Nobody should be held accountable for these relationships because they are usually just a practice round for a real relationship. If you've had a troll beast in your past, you are most likely now in a fabulous relationship with you new, handsome/beautiful bf/gf...while the troll beast.... Is not.
Friend: Good God... THAT is your ex??!
You: Yes.. That God awful Troll Beast is my ex. But in my defense, I was drunk the entire relationship.
You: Yes.. That God awful Troll Beast is my ex. But in my defense, I was drunk the entire relationship.
by GodAwful October 19, 2012
Get the Troll Beastmug. A troll, regardless if the troll is good or bad, has found a way to turn their trolling into a profitable business; thus, their entire career is nothing but being a troll on the internet.
"I can't believe this guy is making so much money on youtube stirring up drama!"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"
by Phlegmstar June 23, 2020
Get the Career Trollmug. - PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG-TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 31, 2008
Get the pig-trollmug. by Kegoramma July 16, 2016
Get the Troll Nosemug. A person that aggressively searches for companions of the opposite sex with no real sense of discernment, tending to be both unoriginal and uncool. Their approach is to bait many in hopes of catching one unsuspecting prey.
by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012
Get the Lame Trollmug. A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.
"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"
"What a sports troll"
by Ihaslambchops January 19, 2014
Get the sports trollmug. Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012
Get the Troll Foodmug.