ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Swag master 69

Someone who has all the swag. They are the master of the swag.

“I have all the swag I’m a swag master 69”

by anonymous September 5, 2021

funk master fresh

A brand of vaginal douche.

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016

master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Jasmine Masters

a flats smelling drag queen who got famous for saying the phrase and i oops

Eww Jasmine Masters really like smelling flats ?

by stinkyflats69 November 22, 2019

Whip master Flex

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!

Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"

by Brady White April 30, 2009