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ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.
Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?
by ogkurama February 2, 2025
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Stonely

When a person is stoned and lonely.
I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
by Robotron3k December 17, 2022
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Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.
Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!
by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
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Stone

The sexiest man I’ve ever seen, very quiet and respectful but will kick your butt with his black belt whenever needed. Everyone wants to be around him but he doesn’t care, he just goes with the flow and goes where the water takes him. Best surfer I’ve ever known and even if he didn’t surf everyone would think he does because he is the cutest little surfer boy I’ve ever seen
Man that stone kid is rad
by ReginaDrawbridge May 24, 2023
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Stones on needles

Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.
To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.
by word act January 28, 2018
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stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
by solutionitis November 21, 2021
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