Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

ninja brix

lego creator that stacks brix like a god

person 1: yo, that guy stacked brix like a champ!
ninja brix: say no more

by bochibochboch October 19, 2020

ninja dining

Is a method of eating off other people's plates without them knowing. Mostly picking things off plates that servers are carrying by your table.

Ted never pays for anything. He always ninja dining.

by Rugbyku13 July 17, 2016

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.

1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..

by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011

Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017