Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
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Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
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Get the man cakes mug.When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.
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