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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Suicide in a quote

When you're destroying your own existence, harming yourself, your fellow victims, or sacrifice yourself in favour of your ego, certain values, or your exclusivity. See also: Hasad

Equivalent of Alexandria Library burning but you do it by yourself, in some cases

This kind of people will only continue a problem, or worsen it, and will not solve it, creating a vicious circle. And/or this kind people will also create new problems for their ego
I don't usually open Discord but I have the notification enabled, and recently I saw the notification that the Internet Archive is being sued by book publishers. I think it's suicide in a quote or "suicide" because they do it for money, and later they will regret it because it worth more than money and once they lost, they cannot be recovered. They're starting another Alexandria Library burning but this time, they burn their own wisdom or knowledge

Some are not grateful and keep hoarding money by using greedy practices or corruption, even they're already rich, for some reason

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Whoever who was bullied but then supports bullying is the type of person who suicide in a quote. Why would you support bullying if you have bullied? You're killing yourself

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Someone cares you and accepts you openly crying, but you suicide in a quote by saying "crying is not manly," in favour of "masculinity." How stupid are you? How dare you sacrifice yourself for a fake masculinity or toxic masculinity? Hypocrisy is like leukemia, it will kill yourself when you need a help or support, and remember that there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Not all cries are weak, and we men aren't taught about positive cries, like in cute art. Stop gendering bullshit, there's no such thing as genders in basic human feelings and anything inanimate/intangible, and it is a taboo that designed to limit certain demographics from becoming great
by PuniUwUCute March 25, 2023
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Suicidal depression

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Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
by ca$h AF August 13, 2024
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Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.
My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐
by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023
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Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
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suicide squad

ITS THE SUICIDE SQUAD RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
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