a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.
by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

A ray of sun shine! Stone’s are full of energy, loud, and love to be heard. Super smart and always ready to learn something new. They are ready to conquer any challenge thrown at them! They are super loving and kind to all. Let’s not forget beautiful on the inside and out! ;)
by Mountainchop November 23, 2021

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
