Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

sloppy cobler

When you shit your pants.

"Oops! I just cooked up a Sloppy Cobler! Good thing I got my Shart Survival Kit!"

by Derry Doberman July 28, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

It is an oral sex act, blowjob, that the giver does to the receiver while having a mouth full of dip of any varieties.

Cameron is currently giving Eric a sloppy Dallas while he is sitting playing Call Of Duty; Modern Warfare, eating chips, talking sh**, as he excrements himself.

by McNastyIsMcGassy October 16, 2020

Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob while the person giving to you has a large amount of dip in their mouth.

Hey did you hear Dooo paid those guys to give him a Sloppy Dallas?

by I Dont Float October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Texas style lovin’ when the woman (and or man we don’t judge here brother) gets down on their knees fill their mouth with some good ol’ dip, and give you the best bj you have ever felt Ill tell you what.

Aye Carol! Git your ass over here I’m needing one of them good ol’ sloppy dallas’s you give me!

by Yee Haw Brother October 15, 2020