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Salty hoe

Andrew Williams is a salty hoe when he's playing black ops 3
by Dicky ducky September 7, 2016
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The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025
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Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.
Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid
by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018
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salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts
My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020
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Salty enchilada

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.
I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada
by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023
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Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.
Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.
by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023
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