by Dicky ducky September 7, 2016

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024

Salty beans (informal, idiom)
He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)
A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)
A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid
by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.
by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023
