sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

sad

suck a dick

-“you are one ugly ass bitch”
-“sad”

by anonymous November 12, 2023

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

Sad Cheeks

When a person is being overly sad, salty butt hurt

My girlfriend is all sad cheeks that we didn't go watch Hamilton.

John: "How'd your date go?"

Jake: "It was cool until she saw her ex and got all sad cheeks."

by nickyparkn June 8, 2019

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

Sadness

Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.

My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.

by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016