Happy Stick

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".
Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.
by Szboy May 26, 2015
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glow stick

A single-use, translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances that, when combined, make light through chemiluminescence. Glow sticks are often used for recreation, but may also be relied upon for light during military, police, fire, or EMS operations but can also be found shoved up one's ass. Sometimes it may be difficult to fit up one's ass due to there already being rocks there.
Person A "I found a glow stick."

Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
by BigJohn-BJ December 23, 2012
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naughty stick

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.
"She can play with my naughty stick any day."
by bellend chewer January 16, 2005
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nathan stick

a leg chair used for beating the shit out of drunk nathan to keep him from beating up others.
its time to break out the nathan stick!
by poiuytrewqasdf December 27, 2008
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Zap stick

The sexual act of attaching jumper cable to one penis and electrocute their penis while having sex
Girl1: girl you know bob he put jumper cable on his dick while fucking his girl

Girl2: ahh you mean zap stick
by Luigilor November 23, 2010
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Stick man

Someone who is basic like a stick figure drawing and too dumb to understand anything of complexity. A very one-dimensional person.. To be used as insult against their character or intellect.
"You're a stick man" said Jon after hearing Bob explain his devotion to #gamergate
by Bleakmode October 24, 2014
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