The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.
by Lord fard December 17, 2022
Get the Robertmug. A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
Get the Robertmug. by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024
Get the Robertmug. A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.
by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
by Alex saleh August 1, 2009
Get the robert dinesmug. 
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. I would do gay butt sex with Robert
by Freeg.Foogle March 25, 2023
Get the Robertmug.