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Robert

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool
I am autism
by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022
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Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021
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Summer roberts

Summer roberts is selfless

Summer roberts is pretty
by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021
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Robert Treffers

Middle aged man with mediocre accomplishments. Who will only marry women if they allow him to fuck in the ass hole.
Robert Treffers will only marry you if you give him the butt hole
by Prittygrl July 28, 2020
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A cute, skinny, tall boy who often finds himself in the friend zone with the ladies but has many friends and he is very funny and easy to be around... and of course he loves dogs!! If you ever find a friend like him you should never let him go!
Omg Robert is my favorite!!
We talk about all of our problems
by Coochielover6969 August 7, 2019
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Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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