Variant of the Captain Morgan stance, usually done by politicians in campaign videos. Typically executed with the raised foot on a school desk and with the upper body leaned forward a bit. Often accented by draping a coat/jacket over one shoulder.
by Kaaosa May 27, 2009
A Magazine for boy racers which takes perfectly good cars (or crap ones like corsa's or Nova's) and makes than worse than my grandma's tits (if they don't look crap in the first place - eg Nova)
by tommy060289 July 27, 2006
when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."
Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"
Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"
Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
by ben d. over January 09, 2013
by frackeyed January 21, 2015
Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.
Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
by AdamKrenz February 14, 2011
I didn't want to miss the bottom of the ninth inning, but I had to shit real bad. So I went and power pinched a deuce in record time.
by simplybillyo March 14, 2011
Any person, place or thing which allows the individual who uses it or interacts with it to exert power or simply feel more powerful by interacting with it.
Some examples of power objects are famous people, movie stars, celebrities, politicians; computers , the Web; cigarettes; all vehicles; all weapons—from a knife to an atomic bomb; a penis (it helps create a life; a vagina (it can reward and also pussywip; a beautiful face or rear end—because either one or both can reel-in a man; pens—because they record ideas; all electronic devices; all buildings; highways; cookware (they let people feed themselves); beds (they let people rest and recuperate and create babies); jaccuzzies, showers; and... toilets—because they let people get rid of their body's waste products, etc. Garbage cans and "pregnancy prevention" devices (mistakenly called "birth control" devices) are also power objects because the former isolate garbage to be removed by workers, and the latter give users the power to engage in sexual intercourse but prevent a pregnancy.
And though the air and water appear to not be power objects, their correct evaluation reveals that they are extremely powerful because they are indispensable to sustain life. Therefore, fruits and vegetables can also be considered power objects.
Some examples of things which are generally not power objects are the grass; fruitless trees; clouds; the ocean; birds and most other animals, though horses, for example, could be considered power objects because they increase the rider's powers, and strong dogs—such as Dobermann Pinchers—are also power objects because they protect their owners.
And though the air and water appear to not be power objects, their correct evaluation reveals that they are extremely powerful because they are indispensable to sustain life. Therefore, fruits and vegetables can also be considered power objects.
Some examples of things which are generally not power objects are the grass; fruitless trees; clouds; the ocean; birds and most other animals, though horses, for example, could be considered power objects because they increase the rider's powers, and strong dogs—such as Dobermann Pinchers—are also power objects because they protect their owners.
by but for September 30, 2017