Ty Job

When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."

OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!

by jaunathon January 28, 2016

Scran Job

The act of getting a hand job, while taking a shit in a girl's mouth

Last weekend I got a scran job!

by bvilleson November 21, 2010

Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.

Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.

by Aldtai May 14, 2011

iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

by rfsniper May 18, 2018

halo job

When a woman gives a blow job while her male partner plays some form of video game.

Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever

by fakename124816 May 17, 2010