Shannon Bauer is a big noob
by raaad August 15, 2011
Get the noobmug. a person who is new at the game and drags anyone down
or a slang that upsets 9 year olds deeply because they suck
or a slang that upsets 9 year olds deeply because they suck
your such a noob
by shrawr February 25, 2018
Get the noobmug. right, i made up another meaning for it, it means not very nice person also horrible and meen! Everything about the meaning isn't good basically. Please use the word if your in a fight with someone, i would like it to spread though the world! please help me!!!
by Callum Randle June 3, 2009
Get the Noobmug. 1. a very bad player a any game
2. why do you want to know the meaning of noob
3. if somebody said noob to you he is either joking with you or bullying you depending on the person
4. Nothing more here
2. why do you want to know the meaning of noob
3. if somebody said noob to you he is either joking with you or bullying you depending on the person
4. Nothing more here
by Lomyler1 September 24, 2020
Get the noobmug. Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.
It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.
If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.
Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.
If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.
Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
Noob language: h1 gys toay we wi11 punch eatother into the fce unil we h4ve no m0re t33th LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by igotitallHANDLED June 24, 2022
Get the Noobmug. Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
Get the Noob Lubemug. 