ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 16, 2008

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 26, 2011

ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

Springtime Ass

The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.

Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"

Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"

by trips145 April 29, 2011

Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010