Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 6, 2004

Muffin Top

A song by the punk band North Row Renegades espousing the true beauty of the Muffin Top phenomenon and offering a tongue in cheek paean to the joys of larger women.

Don't want no skeezy crack whores, they snort up all my blow, don't want no freaky vegan chicks, or anorexic ho's.....Muffin Top Muffin Top we like the gals with the Muffin Top they got them Bang Bang curves that just won't pop, it's gettin' hot and it's ready to pop OOOH it's a Goddamn shame.....

by North Row Regular May 8, 2008

Fuck Muffin

The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...

"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"

by BIG JAMES November 26, 2004

Scorch muffins

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

Muffin Man

A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".

"Girl, you thought he was man but he only was a muffin" F.Zappa (Muffin Man)

by a muffin man September 15, 2011

english muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009

muffin top

Well, everyone knows that the top of the muffin is the best, so if someone calls you a muffin top, it means you're the best!

"Oh my God! Look at that muffin top!"
"Why, I am honored!"

by roooood June 12, 2007