oral sex involving pushing the giver's head into the receiver's pelvis so hard as to injure the face of the giver.
by Norristonian April 19, 2004
A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.
by *MKD* August 10, 2009
An extremely ugly, disgusting gross looking woman of any race. Usually found with a group of okay looking women, but she ruins it for the group because she is also a devote cock blocker.
by The Mighty Spade July 08, 2010
(noun). girl who adores slobber knocking but does not fully realize her capabilities until she has lost her good girl image from high school as she enters a college.
by bottleguy December 27, 2005
by uncertain January 17, 2007
by Dalton May 03, 2004
Has to be the funniest guy i know, Been loving this little mister for two years, Lovable in every way possible. Best friend forever, Great at making people smile, always has something perverted to say. Picks on people, lol. Never picks up his phone. Says he'll call but never does. Nice!, If he has something to say he'll just down right say it, even if its mean and hurtful at least its the truth.
girl one: Woah! did you meet that new guy?
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3
by elzzin ot eht j! January 08, 2010