Main shit stain

Your closest jit

He my main shit stain

by 2titties December 26, 2021

maikull

this kid really fumbled and sold the bag in a 1v5. his dad plays fortnite.

Person: "Yo maikull why u bein so pink"
Maikull: "Bitch ass Mother fuckas i am not pink and my name is M-DAWG"

by big namer 11/a23 December 28, 2021

Magnum opioid

The “magnum opus” of cocaine peddling. When you fill a condom with cocaine and store it in your anus.

“Hey man, how will we smuggle this in?”
“Magnum opioid.”

by pumpkaju January 11, 2022

Magnus

Massive Chad with big dick energy

My dick is like magnus

by Hydra494 February 9, 2022

Main Character

When you make things about yourself and forget about your costars and only use them for comedic relief. Things seem to fall into your hands luckily without any help from others.

Omg Heather, has anybody told you that Tiffany is the main character? So you must be the supporting character, huh?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.

After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.

by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022

Magnus Ianssen

A fat person with bad sosial skills. He loves to argue and eat food. You might find him in your lokal grocery store munching on some muffins. His hair is full oss hair gèl. Magnus is really into asians and would love to do the dirty on a rock.

Man nr1: hey! have you seen magnus ianssen.
Man nr2: is it possible not to, he is super big. He is on the boulder outside having seggs

by Ruspulverguttene March 17, 2022