MILFanator

A milf with the biggest mommy milkers on the plantet that they crush anyone who dares to edge to close. Only a worthy person can motorboat them without any Major fatalities.

“Steve what is that?” “A MOTHER FUCKING MILFANATOR BITCH!”

by Mymomsanalcoholicslut December 23, 2021

Milfing

Noun: a sport in which athletes participate in fucking other athletes moms

verb: to milf means to fuck ones mom

Isaac: "Im gonna go milfing with my mates cya later"

Evan: "Ayo ???"

by uh_van December 25, 2021

Milfified

When your husband dies and you’ve reached past the point of being a widow, you become a milf.

After her husband died, she was never the same; she was milfified

by Running at u January 5, 2022

MILFshake

You make a MILFshake by inserting a fat boys ice cream pop inside a MILF's orifice to melt, then drinking from that orifice.

Lay down, I'm about to make myself a MILFshake.

by SicThiccy January 21, 2022

Milfy

When your girlfriend is acting like a mom while being hot.

My girlfriend was doing my laundry and looking real Milfy.

by milfy-sorry-milfy February 24, 2022

Milflenial

A mom from the millenial generation that you find super hot.

"Dude she can bake a pie and still wears goth clothes sometimes, she's a total Milflenial"

by Eve of Brevity April 21, 2022

milfancholy

A state of extreme melancholy with incessant mental reminders that milfs exist, causing a temporary high in mood between the sad waves

“Hey have you been okay? You seem to be having mood swings.” “Yeah, I’ve just been in a perpetual state of milfancholy.”

by Callmecallaway May 8, 2022