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lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.
It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.
by OllyOxen April 20, 2020
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Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}
*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"
by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020
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double lick-lick

To lick someones ass until they shat
Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
by jhwjw March 16, 2020
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lick stick

An Australian term for icy-pole or ice Lolly
Oi while you’re at the tuck shop can you grab me a lick stick
by Jusso November 9, 2020
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lick fip

by caoner November 16, 2020
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national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5
boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey
by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020
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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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