Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Cognitive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Cognitive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Cognitive<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019

Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.

Bro the left nut is so strong

by hitlers dad February 23, 2022

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

left-wing (politics)

Socialism, communism, reverse nazism, racial quotas, resocialization, abortion, drug liberation, marxism, disarmament, feminism, progressivism, neutral pronoun, gynocentrism, homosexism/gayzism, machism, umbandism, candomblecism, bolivarianism, syndicalism, globalism, lockdown, culture woke, satanism, atheism, transsexualism, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of the State, dictatorship of the proletariat, socio-affective pension, estatizations, interventionism, nudism, defense of non-police/non-military criminals, debauchery, obligation to form throuple, obligation to have open relationship, obligation to have a relationship with someone of the same sex, obligation to take on stepchildren as if they were children and obligation to adopt.

I hate left-wing (politics).

by Rufffles November 30, 2023