L.T.L. 

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

L.T.L. by Matt January 16, 2005

L.A. Makeover 

A rhinoplasty and breast implants

Look at that giant nose and flat tits, she needs an L.A. makeover.

L.A. Makeover by shygirl89 July 13, 2010

L-TARD 

Someone called Lauren who is a retard.

"brazil is in Africa"
"You L-Tard"

L-TARD by Mooseyface79 October 22, 2011

L'Ardoise 

small town past St.Peters, main thing to do is play softball or hockey or drive around in quick Honda's or jacked up trucks and compete to see who can make what turn the fastest and who has the loudest exhust

Dude 1: man! my civic got 300 hp and a 4 inch exhaust!
Dude 2: Oh yeah my ram has 350 hp and 6 inch exhaust
dude from St.Peters: man, not hard to tell you guys are from L'Ardoise

Both take off roasting there tires

L'Ardoise by L'Ardoise kid November 7, 2012

L.u.b.a.r.

L.U.B.A.R. is an acronym for:
Liquored up beyond all reason
Liquored up beyond all recognition
Liquored up beyond all repair
Liquored up beyond all recognisance

Have you seen Sarah lately?
Yeah, she's pretty bad.
On, no! What happened?
She found Bob's whiskey stash.
Oh, no! how is she now?
She's pretty L.U.B.A.R.

L.u.b.a.r. by jrfredrick August 20, 2012

l-argh-quaciousness! 

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.

"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate

l-argh-quaciousness! by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

l'ainte 

When you're late and just don't care.

You: I was l'ainte to my frenemie's party.

l'ainte by the_names_meg August 19, 2015