Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named

Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️

Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.

by Meateater20 June 12, 2022

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend
And a very cute and adorable human being

Jacob is my boyfriend and he's the best.

I will kill anyone who dares to hurt him.

by i am human 🍓🦑 December 7, 2019

Jacob

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!

Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop

by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024

Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary

Jacob Crooks you sicken me

by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019