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Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.
Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him
by Frankendorf April 12, 2019
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by Golden Freddyfazballs November 15, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
Jacob's a beast
You can't guard Jacob
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
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the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends
jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here
by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021
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Jacob is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, times may be hard but he will come around. to be honest, you will fall in love with him, but he's not good at relationships, he says that he cant do them, but give it time you say, trust me we can make it work! So many promises will be made during your time together and thoughts will be shared, your skin will touch, smiles will be upon your faces, tears will be shredded, but in the end, you and he both love each other very much. Days will be long, nights will be long, you will call all hours of the night.
Jacob is gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, he really is someone you'll want to marry, he will make you feel many things, many emotions, he will definitely make you angry, sad, and so many other things, he will make you feel good. You will want to make him feel good.
He doesn't really share his emotions but you will know when something is up, you will want to give him the world you will want to give him all the hugs, kisses, cuddles, you really just want to give him everything he's ever wanted. though he will want space, so give him space. Honestly, you think he is broken inside, so you try to help. Being with a Jacob may be hard, but you'll enjoy it while it lasts. Being with him will be complicated.
Friend: How's it going with you and Jacob?
You: Oh, well it's definitely going. All I know is that I love him, and he loves me too.
by kennychan January 21, 2021
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Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch

Also known as jeje, Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch is a commonly used phrase in many competitive strategical shooters. It is usually shown at the end of a game as a sign of respect to your teammates Exhilarating gameplay.
“Jeje” says Phillip, a cheery chirp in his voice after a well played game.

“What does that mean?” Asks Geoffrey, wondering what mystery this silly acronym could possibly entail.

“Oh, well Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch of course!” Phillip booms into the microphone, a sense of arrogance and superiority in his tone as he speaks.

“kys” says Geoffrey, clearly a bit of a sore loser.
by BedCrack September 22, 2025
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jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.
I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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