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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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jackson

jackson. he is the most amazing person i have ever met in my entire life. his eyes are the prettiest things i’ve ever seen and i would happily look at them all day. he has amaze hair and his smile makes me smile. i don’t think he realises just how amaze it is. if the whole world had a power outage his smile could still supply the globe with light because its so bright. he makes me the happiest person in the world and he gives the best hugs. jackson spends ages watching my silly little vlogs i send him and he stays up for hours talking to me when he could be sleeping. he made me a playlist full of my fave songs and songs that remind him of me. jackson told me he would grow me flowers and he bought me lipbalm bcs i said my lips were dry the first time i met him. he wrote a novel abt me and a whole big paragraph describing reasons why just the way you are is about me. he tells me i’m beautiful and is making me love my smile. we stay up for silly little numbers and everytime i see a 13 i think of him. actually everything makes me think of him. if i ever let him go again i will be so incredibly mad at myself. if you have a jackson you should know that you are the luckiest person in the world and never ever take him for granted. jackson you make my life 13000000000 time better.
jackson>>>>
by imagreenflagiswear August 17, 2022
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Jackson Pelphrey

A jerk who you learn to trust once you become friends and will do anything to help you
That guy is like a Jackson Pelphrey. Get to know him.
by Gay Fag 74 June 3, 2018
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Isaiah Jackson

Triple o.g from the six thon Bones
Last night Isaiah Jackson took a l but you know I bounced back
by Dear sir October 4, 2017
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proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome
If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
by Ben Summers September 1, 2008
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frosted jackson

person 1: hey man could you give my morning coffee a frosted jackson?
person 2: sure thing man! let me see the cup
by bobs_bluecheese March 12, 2022
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