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john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun
by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023
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Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.
Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!
by theShuaBruh July 30, 2017
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<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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The fun dip

When someone uses a male blow up doll's inflataweiner as a fun dip stick in protein powder.
My friend Sean said he uses the fun dip method before he goes to the gym.
by Speedguy70 November 13, 2023
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Adult Fun Dip

"Man, I just don't get the same buzz of cigarettes that I used to."
"Try adult fun dip. You're addicted anyways."
by Italian_Stallion_97 November 14, 2021
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fun

convincing your sister with a low spice tolerance to do the one chip challenge with you
Hey Clara, the one chip challenge would be so fun!
by lilbeak April 3, 2023
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