jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

by facepwn March 15, 2014

jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

jizz

Orgasm.

I jizz a lot.

by otock April 2, 2023

Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.

Clean your smelly jizz infection female!

by Golove November 6, 2019

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.

I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017