You tryna hold this wood?

Wood as in penis

Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock”

“You tryna clean deez pipes den”

You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.

by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021

That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.

man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.

by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008

ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep

omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today

by ercallhater July 27, 2011

the jay wood fist pump

A simple fist pump used to signify success.

after the intubation was complete the jay wood fist pump was used to let everyone know it was successful.

by throat chopper May 31, 2007

Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Captain josh December 15, 2007