Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.
He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?
by Andy Spring May 12, 2011
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Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing
But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.
by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018
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Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
by Rabbi Jimbob August 09, 2015
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runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.
Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!
by Bruh savage February 17, 2017
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Poop lagoon

it is an anus
dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
by grapesthestupid March 25, 2019
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ate poop

when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.
Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...
by can u get me a fanta April 22, 2021
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Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"
My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.
by RedDragonBucket April 30, 2011
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