Critter Box

A slang term used to describe the male genitalia

Bro you got so many hoes on your critter box

by Gjdcvjhv March 29, 2020

kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.

Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.

by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009

Naughty Box

simply put...a vagina.

Did you see what that lady pulled out of her naughty box?

by naughtyboxmars July 31, 2016

Hospital Box

An ambulance seen speeding down the highway with lights and sirens on.

Arty “hey jimmy what’s that noise?”

Jimmy “ uh oh it’s a speedy boi hospital box.”

Arty “ oh rats!”

by Daddiecakes February 10, 2019

boozed boxes

When you finally step out of your front door after a lame weekend of binge watching, booze drinking and online shopping... and you discover several boxes on your front porch.... you immediately think to yourself “Ugh. How much did I drink and what did I buy?” That bittersweet front porch mountain suprise is made up of boozed boxes.

I opened the door, still hungover from two nights ago and there it was, the shameful pile of boozed boxes sitting there all arrived and perfectly packaged.

by Kimberly S Adams December 13, 2017

Box of cocks

A box that alexia keeps under her bed because her boyfriends penis is so small and unsatisfying she has to use me or that box to pleasure herself

ALEXIA should go choke on that box of cocks she keeps under the bed.

by T1K3232 March 24, 2020

Box Syndrome

'Box syndrome' is when an emoji or a specific font shows up as a slashed box. (Depending on what unicode your device can register, this will happen.)

"That emoji has a serious case of box syndrome."
"bruh, your entire name has box syndrome."

by Hirashimi ♀️ February 5, 2021