An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 20, 2017
Get the 30 seconds rulemug. When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
Get the Second Hand Funnymug. Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug. Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).
My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the second-cousin-5X-removedmug. Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.
My double-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the double-second cousinmug. 
by I went to college October 1, 2020
Get the a quick secondmug.