by drummerboy26 April 14, 2008
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
by Carl J. Maltese October 24, 2007
You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.
by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"
by MMcGowan September 20, 2012
man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010
Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.
I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.
or
I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
or
I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
by Tommy Texter December 07, 2008
ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
by ercallhater July 27, 2011