pussy heart

A pussy ass bitch who gets his heart broken over a stank pussy.

Antoine: "why are you crying in the corner Emanuel?"
Emanuel: "Aida left me, my heart aches so bad"
Antoine: "Man the fuck up bitch ass PUSSY HEART.. her pussy stank!"

by liluziskrrrt November 7, 2019

heart attack

what people who constantly drink monster energy drink are going to have soon

Hey you, reading this! I know you're genuinely addicted to monster but please drink some water, I don't want you to get a heart attack. <3

by anonymous September 15, 2020

heart crushing

An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.

In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.

by abooklovernevergoestobedalone October 10, 2016

pineapple heart

What you call a boy or a girl that keeps falling in love with anyone sweet

Jessica is crushing on another guy again, she's a real pineapple heart

by Pineapple Dood May 23, 2018

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011