by ashleywhaat? December 16, 2010
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses
Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
by KickdinthaBag October 06, 2010
A call out to imply that someone likely has illegal content, primarily related to pedophilia, on their hard drive because they said something very suspiciously like something a pedophile would say(or something related to the illegal action). People who sound like they are projecting when calling others groomers/pedophiles also are people called out with this phrase.
by DkKoba March 29, 2023
3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
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