Green Thumb

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

Green Thumb by Curly Mo June 10, 2008

green day 

Along with the Offspring, one of the last real punk bands cause Blink 182 isn't punk. It isn't even rock.

I'm a metalhead and still believe this.

green day by no one September 15, 2004

green day 

A nu rock/punk group that serves up nothing more than the same old bubble-gum pop crap. Like most anything else "nu", they're just terrible.

Growing up in California, they also have a tremendous amount of white guilt. Their politics are at the grade school level and they couldn't tell you what they "stand for" if they wanted to or had to.

They really suck... truly.

green day by Shane April 9, 2005

green day 

OK YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE GREEN DAY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING COMING ON THIS SITE? LEAVE IT ALONE, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE NEGATIVE PEOPLE BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ALL SOUND LIKE RETARDS..OH AND FOR YOUR INFO IM FUCKIN 15 AND KNOW LIKE EVERY GREEN DAY SONG..TEENY BOPPERS AS YOU CALL THEM WHICH BY THE WAY IS STUPID KNOW THINGS TOO. STOP THINKING YOU'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC BECAUSE YOU DON'T THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES YOU WHO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GREEN DAY STOP BEING " THERE SELLOUT SINCE AMERICAN IDIOT..CUZZ UH...IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEIR OTHER ALBUMS" sRY BUT THATS SAD ITS CALLED VRIETY MORONS!!!!!!! AND TO ALL THE GREEN DAY FANS STILL STRONG TODAY ROCK ON ALL!!!!!!!!!!

wierdofreek: *sits at computer plotting hat to say next* Green Day are liberal anarchists now americaN IDIOT suckss azzz
GReengrl: wow what a pathetic loser..tryin to make himself look cooler..sad really
weridofreek:* mwahhahahaa its working i'm getting thumbs up! my life is now complete! I HAVE POWER!! Mwahhh*
greengrl: uh..ok..sure..THE ROCK NEVER DIES SUCKAS!!!!!

green day by sick of american idiots March 15, 2005

green lantern 

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.

"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"

green lantern by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007

Green Eggs and Ham

The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!

After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.

Green Eggs and Ham by Johana L. Parham February 4, 2008

Green Alarm Clock 

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.

I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.

Green Alarm Clock by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008